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Get Revenge!  Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
writing it down.
		-- Adam Savage

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
		-- Bert Whitney

Brook's Law:
	Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

University, n.:
	Like a software house, except the software's free, and it's
usable, and it works, and if it breaks they'll quickly tell you how to
fix it, and ...

	GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY #21 -- July 30, 1917

On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then-
Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl.  He bought them
off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully, "I thought I
wouldn't get out of that under $1000!"  Always one to learn from his
mistakes, in later years President Harding carried on his affairs in a
tiny closet in the White House Cabinet Room while Secret Service men
stood lookout.

Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.

	"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
	"Diet."

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Saturday, 18 January 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org