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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
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Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for
cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils
as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding
hundred dollar bills."
-- Herb Caen
Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
much good it did them.
"Thirty days hath Septober,
April, June, and no wonder.
all the rest have peanut butter
except my father who wears red suspenders."
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Yow! Am I having fun yet?
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he
won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they
make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.
Saturday, 4 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
