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First things first -- but not necessarily in that order
		-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

You too can wear a nose mitten.

There is no such thing as fortune.  Try again.

Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
		-- John Kenneth Galbraith

ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

Bizoos, n.:
	The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson

Cigarette, n.:
	A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.

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Thursday, 21 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org