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He's the kind of man for the times that need the kind of man he is ...
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
-- O'Henry
"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!"
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you
from enjoying it.
Be careful of reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that
each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his
choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians
called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah"
and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People
passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy
Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
Thursday, 25 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
