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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
A musician of more ambition than talent composed an elegy at
the death of composer Edward MacDowell. She played the elegy for the
pianist Josef Hoffman, then asked his opinion. "Well, it's quite
nice," he replied, but don't you think it would be better if ..."
"If what?" asked the composer.
"If ... if you had died and MacDowell had written the elegy?"
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been
removed.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson
APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of
the future for the problems of the past: it creates a new generation of
coding bums.
You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
Monday, 31 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
