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There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and
dead armadillos.
		-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing
how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
		-- Professor Charles P. Issawi

Afternoon, n.:
	That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the
morning.

Genderplex, n.:
	The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
tortoises).
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
		-- M. M. Johnston

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.

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Thursday, 26 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org