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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
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A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and
placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or
rolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results
from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball
and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the
ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical phenomena.
-- Donald A. Metz
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the
House Un-American Activities Committee]. We will determine what rights
you have and what rights you have not got.
-- J. Parnell Thomas
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
-- George Ade
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate,
and play games -- but not with pleasure.
-- Leo Rosten
Thursday, 13 November 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
