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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents
So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway?
And why can't he ever remember his Bible?
Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the
earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century.
As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help.
Please...
CONSERVE GRAVITY
Follow these simple suggestions:
(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like
curling.
(4) Avoid showers ... take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big
pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be
doing.
Furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Tuesday, 9 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
