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You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on
a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
Moon, n.:
1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to
hackers. See PHASE OF THE MOON. 2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are
men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean
without the roar of its many waters.
-- Frederick Douglass
Most people can't understand how others can blow their noses differently
than they do.
-- Turgenev
Tuesday, 11 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org