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Heisenberg may have slept here.

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
		-- Frank Moore Colby

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding
bureaucracy.

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
		-- Ogden Nash

Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.
		-- J.C.R. Licklider

Furbling, v.:
	Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

My love runs by like a day in June,
	And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
	In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
	Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart --
	And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
		-- Dorothy Parker

Schwiggle, n.:
	The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a
pencil.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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Monday, 7 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org