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A fool must now and then be right by chance.
Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm? Besides drugs,
I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container
filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite
sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in
their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or
mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything, which is why
they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now
I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Power, n:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Wednesday, 14 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
