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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
		-- John G. Pollard

Conversation, n.:
	A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
is called the listener.

BOO!  We changed Coke again!  BLEAH!  BLEAH!

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
		-- M. C. Reed

I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.

Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward?  That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell.
		-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"

No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval
system, or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of
the author.
		-- Chris Shaw

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Friday, 31 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org