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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Baruch's Observation:
	If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

We can defeat gravity.  The problem is the paperwork involved.

Necessity is a mother.

Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have
orgasms?  The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which
is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
		-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
		   Teen Should Know"

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
		-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.

What a crock.  I could easily overemphasize the importance of good
grammar.  For example, I could say: "Bad grammar is the leading cause
of slow, painful death in North America," or "Without good grammar, the
United States would have lost World War II."
		-- Dave Barry, "An Utterly Absurd Look at Grammar"

Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 20 October 2021   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org