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Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
Commitment, n.:
Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher von Braun
To the best of my recollection, Senator, I can't recall.
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or
a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it
to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by
forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you
stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit
punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong
enough to punch you.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
Saturday, 16 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
