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Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can
ever hope to acquire it.
The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
immune to bullets.
-- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in
his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and
exceptional ability in that particular field."
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned
at the stake while the votes were being counted.
-- Thomas B. Reed
Hlade's Law:
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
will find an easier way to do it.
Monday, 13 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
