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Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's
supposed to do.
-- R. A. Heinlein
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with
nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective
employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for
employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference
between the men's room and the women's room without having little
pictures on the doors.
-- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
If you have to hate, hate gently.
Sunday, 22 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
