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If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
		-- Marguerite Emmons

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
		-- Wernher von Braun

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
		-- Victor Hugo

Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.

What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern
computer?  It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest
and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

The Briggs/Chase Law of Program Development:
	To determine how long it will take to write and debug a
program, take your best estimate, multiply that by two, add one, and
convert to the next higher units.

Snacktrek, n.:
	The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Pig, n.:
	An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race
by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"


Another page of fortunes...

Monday, 14 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs