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APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I
can't read any of them.
-- Roy Keir
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
-- Ed Howe
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
"What is the Nature of God?"
CLICK...CLICK...WHIRRR...CLICK...=BEEP!=
1 QT. SOUR CREAM
1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT
1/2 CUT CHIVES.
STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS.
"I've just GOT to start labeling my software..."
-- Bloom County
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein
If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z. _X is work. _Y
is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're
the sucker.
By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I
mean.
-- Mark Twain
Saturday, 12 September 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org