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If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have
dropped. The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to
maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it
must drop. The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.
-- Donald A. Metz
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its
fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be
popular.
-- Oscar Wilde
As I was going up Punch Card Hill,
Feeling worse and worser,
There I met a C.R.T.
And it drop't me a cursor.
C.R.T., C.R.T.,
Phosphors light on you!
If I had fifty hours a day
I'd spend them all at you.
-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
Aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
Afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
Bubble Memory, n.:
A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's
intelligence. See also "vacuum tube".
I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one
technical problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.
Monday, 24 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
