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Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
-- The Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra"
Why don't elephants eat penguins ?
Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
THEORY
Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Actor: "I'm a smash hit. Why, yesterday during the last act, I had
everyone glued in their seats!"
Oliver Herford: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of
it!"
Saturday, 18 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
