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The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
	If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Corollary:
	If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

Lewis's Law of Travel:
	The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
		-- Steven Wright

Graduate life: It's not just a job.  It's an indenture.

Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be
strengthened.  Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum.
Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check
and dying broke.
		-- Stanley Walker


Another page of fortunes...

Monday, 23 June 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs