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You're at the end of the road again.
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Katz' Law:
Man and nations will act rationally when all other
possibilities have been exhausted.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and
engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far
the more certain.
-- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ...
-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact,
it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to
invent.
-- R. Emerson
-- Quoted from a fortune cookie program
(whose author claims, "Actually, stealing IS easier.")
[to which I reply, "You think it's easy for me to
misconstrue all these misquotations?!?"]
Saturday, 21 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org