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Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."  "Why?", he was asked.  "Because at night we need the
light more."

Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis:
	If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented
it wasn't worth doing.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet.
		-- Jay Leno

Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
Now, if they'd only take a bath ...

What's another word for Thesaurus?
		-- Steven Wright

Accident, n.:
	A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
body is better.
		-- Foolish Dictionary

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
		-- Dorothy Parker

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Monday, 14 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org