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You do not have mail.

I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes
on the same day.

Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister
		-- Su Tung-p'o

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always
respect their good judgement.

LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
	You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with
	reality.  If you are a man, you are more than likely gay.
	Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent.  Most
	Libra women are prostitutes.  All Libra people die of venereal
	disease.

Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Larkinson's Law:
	All laws are basically false.

I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.


Another page of fortunes...

Thursday, 18 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs