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"What are you doing?"
"Examining the world's major religions. I'm looking for something
that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short
initiation period."
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn. By accident I
put the car key in the door lock. The house started up. So I figured
what the hell, and drove it around the block a few times. I thought I
should go park it in the middle of the freeway and yell at everyone to
get off my driveway.
-- Steven Wright
Cahn's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
Taxes, n.:
Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
an extension.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
Wednesday, 11 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
