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Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
-- Candice Bergen
I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the
nominating.
-- Boss Tweed
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to
have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Cooper
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
-- Cheers
Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the
road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you
immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war
against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
reaching the destination quickly.
-- Jozef Pilsudski
Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war.
-- Napoleon
Tuesday, 18 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
