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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
-- Mark Twain
Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
-- Alexander Korda
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
-- Dorothy Parker
I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
-- Spider Robinson
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?
-- Bertolt Brecht
Furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Wednesday, 31 December 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
