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Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful, wealthy, and live
in eucalyptus trees.
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
-- Will Rodgers
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic
enough worrying about what's happening now.
-- Lauren Bacall
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
Thursday, 6 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org