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The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!

New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
		-- The Grateful Dead

Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the
bathtub, it tolls for thee.

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"

Elevators smell different to midgets.

Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.

If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have
dropped.  The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to
maintain a position in the atmosphere without something to support it
must drop.  The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.
		-- Donald A. Metz

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

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Wednesday, 28 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org