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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work.
		-- Gallagher

First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
	Machines that piss people off get murdered.
		-- Pat Taber

Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
		-- G. K. Chesterton

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.

It's more than magnificent -- it's mediocre.
		-- Sam Goldwyn

Schwiggle, n.:
	The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a
pencil.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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Friday, 24 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org