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  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
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Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me.  I said, `Well, what do you need?'
		-- Steven Wright

		Another Glitch in the Call
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	(Sung to the tune of a recent Pink Floyd song.)

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?

	Hey!  Hacker!  Leave those lists alone!

Chorus:
	All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.
	All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
		-- Fred Allen

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.  "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way.
		-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"

I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!

She's genuinely bogus.

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Monday, 22 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org