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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
		-- Fred Allen

You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the
Station-to-Station rate.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola.  For many years, they were content to sit
back and make the same old carbonated beverage.  It was a good
beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up
drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a
nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves
and the teacher says: "Imagine what it does to your TEETH!"  So
Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw
no need to improve ...
		-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts
to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
		-- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"

Committee, n.:
	A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.
		-- Fred Allen

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.
Cheat.
		-- Ambrose Bierce

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Friday, 28 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org