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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
Too clever is dumb.
-- Ogden Nash
"Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have
goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in
their endless search for "one more feature". Their irritating
unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my
doing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.
-- Stephen C. Johnson, "Yacc guide acknowledgements"
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein
Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat.
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to
devise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation.
-- Lew Mammel, Jr.
Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Sunday, 14 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
