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Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Committee Rules:
(1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
(2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this
stamps you as being wise.
(3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the
others.
(4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
(5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you
popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now
I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow
Commitment, n.:
Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
Monday, 4 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
