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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
/_/ \____/_/ \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/
Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
-- Core Dumped Blues
A day without sunshine is like night.
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets
people's attention.
Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
-- Oscar Wilde
Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow
Wednesday, 1 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
