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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maugham (last words)
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Leibowitz
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late
and owns the worm farm.
-- Travis McGee
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is
not hereditary.
-- Thomas Paine
Don't get even -- get odd!
"All flesh is grass"
-- Isaiah
Smoke a friend today.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"
Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Sunday, 12 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
