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Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
We can predict everything, except the future.
A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
ADA, n.:
Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."
-- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
"Confound those who have said our remarks before us."
-- Aelius Donatus
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
Monday, 2 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org