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There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and
dead armadillos.
		-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing
how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
		-- Professor Charles P. Issawi

Afternoon, n.:
	That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the
morning.

Genderplex, n.:
	The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
tortoises).
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
		-- M. M. Johnston

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.


Another page of fortunes...

Thursday, 26 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs