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For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson
Real Time, adj.:
Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there
and then.
It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory
-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on
our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon
after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper
bicker.
According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least
once a year.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that
each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his
choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians
called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah"
and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People
passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy
Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you
really care to know.
Tuesday, 19 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
