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Chivalry, Schmivalry!
	Roger the thief has a
	method he uses for
	sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
	Characteristically
	Always Forgetting to
	Guard their own bac ...

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better
press than people who are just funny and smart.
		-- Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"

Vail's Second Axiom:
	The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
amount of work already completed.

%DCL-E-MEM-BAD, bad memory
-VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears

While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
		-- Edward Stevenson

A diva who specializes in risqu'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano ...

Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
		-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star

It is now pitch dark.  If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.

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Tuesday, 14 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org