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Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none.
		-- William Shakespeare

Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
		-- Steven Wright

Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me.  I said, `Well, what do you need?'
		-- Steven Wright

Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.

		AMAZING BUT TRUE ...

If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.

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Saturday, 26 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org