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The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with
great force.
-- Dorothy Parker
WARNING:
Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on
your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
"There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,"
said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat. "And yet just
a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable
question," said Nasrudin. "I could have answered it if I had been
there." "Very well. He asked, 'Why are you breaking into my house in
the middle of the night?'"
Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate how.
-- Frederick Winsor
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
-- Robert Heller
Wednesday, 20 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
