---

---

---

    ______           __                 
   / ____/___  _____/ /___  ______  ___ 
  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
/_/    \____/_/   \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/ 
                                        

Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful, wealthy, and live
in eucalyptus trees.

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
		-- Justin Richardson

WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE

	Oh, dear, where can the matter be
	When it's converted to energy?
	There is a slight loss of parity.
	Johnny's so long at the fair.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
		-- Will Rodgers

You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.  You get spastic
enough worrying about what's happening now.
		-- Lauren Bacall

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
		-- Derek Bok, president of Harvard

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Go 'way!  You're bothering me!

---

---

Thursday, 6 August 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org