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Lactomangulation, n.:
	Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

Gnagloot, n.:
	A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Committee Rules:
	(1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
	(2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this
	    stamps you as being wise.
	(3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the
	    others.
	(4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
	(5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you
	    popular -- it's what everyone is waiting for.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.  Now
I'm beginning to believe it.
		-- Clarence Darrow

Commitment, n.:
	Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.


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Monday, 4 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs