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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
/_/ \____/_/ \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the
flexibility and power of assembly language with the readability
of assembly language.
Absentee, n.:
A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove
himself from the sphere of exaction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
Katz' Law:
Man and nations will act rationally when all other
possibilities have been exhausted.
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your
program doesn't deliver it.
Friday, 12 December 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
