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Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
The human race has been fascinated by sharks for as long as I can
remember. Just like the bluebird feeding its young, or the spider
struggling to weave its perfect web, or the buttercup blooming in
spring, the shark reveals to us yet another of the infinite and
wonderful facets of nature, namely the facet that it can bite your head
off. This causes us humans to feel a certain degree of awe.
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
There's no future in time travel.
Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop
writing.
-- R. Geis
Newlan's Truism:
An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is
sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and
sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus
drivers.
Sunday, 15 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
