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The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from
the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging
you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right
in his bowl full of jelly.
-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
Irrationality is the square root of all evil
-- Douglas Hofstadter
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets
wrinkled.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
This land is made of mountains,
This land is made of mud,
This land has lots of everything,
For me and Elmer Fudd.
This land has lots of trousers,
This land has lots of mousers,
And pussycats to eat them
When the sun goes down.
Tuesday, 21 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
