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The primary theme of SoupCon is communication.  The acronym "LEO"
represents the secondary theme:

	Law Enforcement Officials

The overall theme of SoupCon shall be:

	Avoiding Communication with Law Enforcement Officials

		-- M. Gallaher

No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.

In West Union, Ohio, no married man can go flying without his spouse
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.

Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Hire the morally handicapped.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
	You are a quick and intelligent thinker.  People like you
because you are bisexual.  However, you are inclined to expect too much
for too little.  This means you are cheap.  Geminis are known for
committing incest.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
triangle.

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.

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Tuesday, 17 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org