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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers
One monk said to the other, "The fish has flopped out of the net! How
will it live?" The other said, "When you have gotten out of the net,
I'll tell you."
... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar.
-- Mark Twain
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life
more advanced than the lichen family.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon
Friday, 20 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org