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Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the
nominating.
		-- Boss Tweed

Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

Swahili, n.:
	The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
		-- Johnny Hart

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.


Another page of fortunes...

Tuesday, 30 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs