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Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-- Dave Millman
... And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man
-- A. E. Housman
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
-- Malcolm Smith
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long
walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They
then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy
health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old,
not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find
only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the
others who have tried it.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
-- William Buckley
It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
-- Cheers
Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
damage my videotapes?"
Friday, 19 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
