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And I heard Jeff exclaim,
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
		-- "Outsiders" comic

If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye.

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
		-- Vic Gold

The wages of sin are death; but after they're done taking out taxes,
it's just a tired feeling:

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!

He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation
perfectly delightful.
		-- Sydney Smith

Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?
		-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies

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Monday, 4 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org