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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
		-- e. e. cummings

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.

Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture.

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your
pocket.

The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
		-- Mario Cuomo

Necessity is a mother.

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Monday, 29 December 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org