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Jone's Law:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of
Urbana, Illinois.
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
Expense Accounts, n.:
Corporate food stamps.
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of
conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the
fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he
is most likely to be creamed?
-- Solomon Short
Gurmlish, n.:
The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his
mouth.
-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"
C, n.:
A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more
like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or
anything else. It is either the best language available to the art
today, or it isn't.
-- Ray Simard
Sunday, 3 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
