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Brain fried -- Core dumped

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

"I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.  Just then, he vanished.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
		-- Florence Henderson

I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a
Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.
Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network
with the mouse, and asked "what do you see?"  Very earnestly, the
Undergraduate replied "I see a cursor."  The Hacker then quickly
pressed the boot toggle at the back of the keyboard, while
simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head with a thick
Interlisp Manual.  The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.

Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles,
for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"

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Wednesday, 19 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org