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If you can read this, you're too close.

Vanilla, adj.:
	Ordinary flavor, standard.  See FLAVOR.  When used of food,
very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla
extract!  For example, "vanilla-flavored won ton soup" (or simply
"vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary won ton soup, as opposed to hot
and sour won ton soup.

When are you BUTTHEADS gonna learn that you can't oppose Gestapo
tactics *with* Gestapo tactics?
		-- Reuben Flagg

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
		-- Edgar R. Fiedler

Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and
finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us.  "He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way.
		-- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle"


Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 1 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs