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Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.

Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
	And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
	I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
	Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
	I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.

On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
	But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
	I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
		-- Core Dumped Blues

A day without sunshine is like night.

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets
people's attention.

Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?
		-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions

Why was I born with such contemporaries?
		-- Oscar Wilde

Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
		-- Clarence Darrow


Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 1 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs