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Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.
Now, if they'd only take a bath ...

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is
make the rubble bounce.
		-- Winston Churchill

All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself
that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that
one can learn."
		-- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman

Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
		-- Victor Borge

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are
created jerks.
		-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

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Saturday, 10 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org