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Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
-- Ken Kesey
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
in there".
* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
cretin like yourself.
* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
a large cash settlement anyway.
-- Dave Barry
The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the
law free.
-- Henry David Thoreau
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a
moving automobile.
The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Wednesday, 11 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
