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Hark, Hark, the dogs do bark
The Duke is fond of kittens
He likes to take their insides out
And use them for his mittens
	From "The Thirteen Clocks"

Quigley's Law:
	Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
attempt to use it.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
		-- Don Marquis

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
		-- Charles Schultz

	Love's Drug

My love is like an iron wand
	That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium
	That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch
	That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
	Until my wife is wise.

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
		-- S. C. Johnson

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd
listen to it!
		-- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire

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Friday, 10 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org