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God did not create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six
days and then pulled an all-nighter.

I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
(your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
		-- English Professor, Providence College

I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
		-- Edgar Allan Poe

I know the answer!  The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve?  I think I'm in the wrong building.
		-- Charles Schulz

Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike the office water cooler.

First Law of Procrastination:
	Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed
the deadline).

		OUTCONERR
Twas FORTRAN as the doloop goes
	Did logzerneg the ifthen block
All kludgy were the function flows
	And subroutines adhoc.

Beware the runtime-bug my friend
	squrooneg, the false goto
Beware the infiniteloop
	And shun the inprectoo.

Oregano, n.:
	The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.

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Friday, 5 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org