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I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
		-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.

BE ALERT!!!!  (The world needs more lerts ...)

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to
wear tail lights.

Scott's first Law:
	No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
		-- Rich Kulawiec

The bland leadeth the bland and they both shall fall into the kitsch.

The day-to-day travails of the IBM programmer are so amusing to most of
us who are fortunate enough never to have been one -- like watching
Charlie Chaplin trying to cook a shoe.

Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.
		-- John Updike, "Couples"

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Sunday, 26 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org