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Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
		-- Mark Twain

Higgledy Piggledy,
Hamlet of Elsinore
Ruffled the critics by
Dropping this bomb:
"Phooey on Freud and his
Psychoanalysis --
Oedipus, Shmoedipus,
I just loved Mom."

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off
the ground.
		-- Daniel B. Luten

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
so I woke up from sheer boredom.

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     |	___/	      / \--\\  \\   \ ___	<__  x x  __\
     | |	     / /\\  \\	     ))	 \	   (  "	 )
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     | |   //	    | | //__________  /	   \	____)	(___	  \\
     | |  //	  __|_|	 ( --------- )	    //// ______ /////\	   \\
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels
start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and
then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the
music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
		-- H. S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
immune to bullets.
		-- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"

That secret you've been guarding, isn't.


Another page of fortunes...

Sunday, 25 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs