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You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a
plowshare, your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture.
-- Business Professor, University of Georgia
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they
never have to stop and answer the phone.
DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like
to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to
"fortune" with the fortune you hate most, and we MIGHT make sure it
gets expunged.
Workers of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your chairs.
You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say
"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
-- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to
the U.S.
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner ... sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan
T: One big monster, he called TROLL.
He don't rock, and he don't roll;
Drink no wine, and smoke no stogies.
He just Love To Eat Them Roguies.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Monday, 17 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
