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Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
		-- Sigmund Freud

What's another word for Thesaurus?
		-- Steven Wright

A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
		-- The Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Sumatra"

Why don't elephants eat penguins ?

Because they can't get the wrappers off ...

	THEORY
Into love and out again,
	Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
	Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
	All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
	Someone dropped me on my head?
		-- Dorothy Parker

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
		-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
		   Teen Should Know"

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Actor:	"I'm a smash hit.  Why, yesterday during the last act, I had
	everyone glued in their seats!"
Oliver Herford:	"Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of
	it!"


Another page of fortunes...

Saturday, 18 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs