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APL is a write-only language.  I can write programs in APL, but I
can't read any of them.
		-- Roy Keir

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
		-- Ed Howe

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

"What is the Nature of God?"

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    1 TSP. SAUERKRAUT
    1/2 CUT CHIVES.
    STIR AND SPRINKLE WITH BACON BITS.

"I've just GOT to start labeling my software..."
		-- Bloom County

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
		-- Albert Einstein

If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z.  _X is work.  _Y
is play.  _Z is keep your mouth shut.
		-- Albert Einstein

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's, I
mean.
		-- Mark Twain


Another page of fortunes...

Saturday, 12 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs