---

---

---

    ______           __                 
   / ____/___  _____/ /___  ______  ___ 
  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
/_/    \____/_/   \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/ 
                                        

Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the
nominating.
		-- Boss Tweed

Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up.  You're
the sucker.

Swahili, n.:
	The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
		-- Johnny Hart

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

---

---

Tuesday, 30 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org