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	THEORY
Into love and out again,
	Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
	Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
	All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
	Someone dropped me on my head?
		-- Dorothy Parker

Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old
woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, `The way I look at it,
she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'
		-- David Letterman

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
		-- Jules Feiffer

On the subject of C program indentation:

	"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be
	indented six feet downward and covered with dirt."
		-- Blair P. Houghton

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
		-- Clarence Darrow

Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
	(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
	(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
	(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the
	    first two laws.

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which
otherwise require harder thinking.
		-- Jerome Lettvin

The Roman Rule
	The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
	one who is doing it.

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Thursday, 11 December 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org