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Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing. "Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile? What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?" Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU". (The Chinese ideogram for NO-THING.) Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody understood Chinese. -- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen Masters"
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married? A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A: A lot of things I didn't know about.
Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
I had this sudden vision of a klein pizza containing all the mozarella in the world. -- Peter da Silva
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
