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The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.
Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be
strengthened. Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum.
Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check
and dying broke.
-- Stanley Walker
Monday, 23 June 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
