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Dear Miss Manners:
	Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from
your face.

Gentle Reader:
	Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on
your face ...

The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts.
		-- Sheridan

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
		-- Ogden Nash

Real Users hate Real Programmers.

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune.

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Tuesday, 14 October 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org