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The more things change, the more they stay insane.
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S. C. Johnson
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as
to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the
speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down.
If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance
will exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
... I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a
pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
-- Winston Churchill
Saturday, 7 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
