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   n = ((n >>  1) & 0x55555555) | ((n <<  1) & 0xaaaaaaaa);
   n = ((n >>  2) & 0x33333333) | ((n <<  2) & 0xcccccccc);
   n = ((n >>  4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n <<  4) & 0xf0f0f0f0);
   n = ((n >>  8) & 0x00ff00ff) | ((n <<  8) & 0xff00ff00);
   n = ((n >> 16) & 0x0000ffff) | ((n << 16) & 0xffff0000);

		-- C code which reverses the bits in a word.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work.
		-- Gallagher

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
		-- W. Somerset Maugham (last words)

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
		-- Fran Leibowitz

Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
		-- My Shoe

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your
door.

Ray's Rule of Precision:
	Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.

A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and
the real reason.


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 11 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs