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The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in
1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
-- D. Letterman
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
-- Anatole France
Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can
ever hope to acquire it.
It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be
privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to
corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.
-- George Bernard Shaw
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Patageometry, n.:
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
Tuesday, 10 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
