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Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A. E. Housman
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-
bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the
road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
-- M. M. Johnston
Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
Corollary:
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
except study for that instructor's course.
Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
-- Fletcher Knebel
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why
you should.
Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories:
The ultimate in watchdog weaponry.
-- Chris Shaw
Saturday, 8 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
