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Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.

43rd Law of Computing:
	Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.  I realize that
the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional
congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile
so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the
plumber.

But from time to time, I feel I must address major public issues such
as this, because in a free and open society, where the very future of
the world hinges on decisions made by our elected leaders, you never
win large cash journalism awards if you stick to the topics I usually
write about, such as nose-picking.
		-- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against
		   Political Fallout"

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

Alliance, n.:
	In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Two percent of zero is almost nothing.

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
		-- Steven Wright

"It's not very common in Crowthorne"


Another page of fortunes...

Thursday, 13 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs