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Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of
misunderstanding.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S. C. Johnson
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.
A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you
will find the programmers cannot write in English.
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
He who Laughs, Lasts.
Tuesday, 10 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org