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Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge
Power, n:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parker
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
-- John Mason Brown, drama critic
"... The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!"
"Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to
feel interested.
"No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little
vexed. "That's what the name is called. The name really is, 'The Aged
Aged Man.'"
"Then I ought to have said "That's what the song is called'?"
Alice corrected herself.
"No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The song is
called 'Ways and Means': but that's only what it is called you know!"
"Well, what is the song then?" said Alice, who was by this time
completely bewildered.
"I was coming to that," the Knight said. "The song really is
"A-sitting on a Gate": and the tune's my own invention."
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
I doubt, therefore I might be.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein
Saturday, 23 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
