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Innovation is hard to schedule.
		-- Dan Fylstra

"You are old, father William," the young man said,
	"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
	Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," father William replied to his son,
	"I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
	Why, I do it again and again."
		-- Lewis Carroll

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
		-- William Buckley

'Tis the dream of each programmer,
Before his life is done,
To write three lines of APL,
And make the damn things run.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.  The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
		-- Woody Allen

Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a
drip under pressure.

I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
		-- Winston Churchill

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.


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Saturday, 17 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs