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I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
-- Florence Henderson
The qotc (quote of the con) was Liz's:
"My brain is paged out to my liver"
With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment,
this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the
chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable".
Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud.
The sales department had awoken.
When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of
investigation of a topic, it is well to have the answer firmly in hand,
so that you can proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or
swayed, directly to the goal.
-- Amrom Katz
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that
virginity could be a virtue.
-- Voltaire
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
To generalize is to be an idiot.
-- William Blake
Tuesday, 7 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
