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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as
we could with both of them.
		-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the double lock will keep;
May no brick through the window break,
And, no one rob me till I awake.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
		-- Fred Allen

Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your
program doesn't deliver it.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
		-- Samuel Goldwyn

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
		-- Fletcher Knebel

The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure.  Are you?
		-- Ogden Nash

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Wednesday, 10 December 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org