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First things first -- but not necessarily in that order
-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"
You too can wear a nose mitten.
There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a
basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Unfair animal names:
-- tsetse fly -- bullhead
-- booby -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker -- Clarence
-- Gary Larson
Cigarette, n.:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
between.
Thursday, 21 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org