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One seldom sees a monument to a committee.

Barach's Rule:
	An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.  I
hope I don't get run over again.

Laws of Serendipity:

	(1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for
	    something.
	(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already
	    be engaged in making an inferior one.

Emerson's Law of Contrariness:
	Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we
can.  Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.

The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

Aphorism, n.:
	A concise, clever statement.
Afterism, n.:
	A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
		-- James Alexander Thom

Take your dying with some seriousness, however.  Laughing on the way to
your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,
and they'll call you crazy.
		-- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul"


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 15 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs