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Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95.

This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like.
		-- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454

It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
		-- Alexander Korda

Genius, n.:
	A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with
"bright".

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
		-- Mae West

According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest:  "No person
shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than
fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening
of the polls until the completion of the count and the certification of
the returns."

Mike:	"The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie:	"Nobody ever empties the ashtrays.  People are SO
	inconsiderate."
		-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"

Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete successfully in business.
Cheat.
		-- Ambrose Bierce


Another page of fortunes...

Saturday, 25 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs