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Real computer scientists don't comment their code.  The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a
reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating
the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for
independence.
		-- Charles A. Beard

People need good lies.  There are too many bad ones.
		-- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
		-- Karl Lehenbauer

Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
		-- Johnny Carson

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Thursday, 26 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org