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Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- G. B. Shaw
This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does
something child-like.
-- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because
it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist
drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the
greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll
take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
-- Harlan Ellison
If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
Thursday, 16 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
