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Williams and Holland's Law:
	If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by
statistical methods.

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
		-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS

When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault".

It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a
statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more
glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through
which we look, which morally we can do.  To affect the quality of the
day, that is the highest of arts.
		-- Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"

All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are
Socrates.
		-- Woody Allen

Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a
policeman's tie.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.


Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 20 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs