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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
	The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to ..... to ........ uh ..............

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I'd call me us.
		-- Ogden Nash

Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London:
	Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall
be liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person
shall be deemed to be a cat.

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who
make empty prophecies.  The danger already exists that mathematicians
have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine
man in the bonds of Hell.
		-- St. Augustine

Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming:
	Never test for an error condition you don't know how to
handle.

Song Title of the Week:
	"They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change
in me."


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 18 July 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs