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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz
You can create your own opportunities this week.
Blackmail a senior executive.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein
Pittsburgh Driver's Test
(8) Pedestrians are
(a) irrelevant.
(b) communists.
(c) a nuisance.
(d) difficult to clean off the front grille.
The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are
totally irrelevant to driving; you should ignore them completely.
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?
-- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350, University of Washington
The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
-- James Jeffrey Roche
Everything journalists write is true, except when they write about
something you know.
-- Dag-Erling Smorgrav,
June 1999, FreeBSD-Stable Mailing List
Thursday, 12 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
