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Impartial, adj.:
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from
espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two
conflicting opinions.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S. C. Johnson
Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
Ice Cream cures all ills.
The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
Command, n.:
Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.
Hlade's Law:
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
will find an easier way to do it.
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.
Stult's Report:
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is
fight the solutions.
Monday, 3 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
