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Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
-- Patrick Sky
[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with
nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.
The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's
outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by
mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once
tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims
the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
-- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)
Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to
anyone, ever.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
When we understand knowledge-based systems, it will be as before --
except our fingertips will have been singed.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
Wednesday, 25 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
