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The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
		-- Mark Twain

Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
		-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with
great force.
		-- Dorothy Parker

WARNING:
	Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on
your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

"There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,"
said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.  "And yet just
a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable
question," said Nasrudin.  "I could have answered it if I had been
there." "Very well.  He asked, 'Why are you breaking into my house in
the middle of the night?'"

Probable-Possible, my black hen,
She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now
Because she's unable to postulate how.
		-- Frederick Winsor

To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
		-- Robert Heller


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Wednesday, 20 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs