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Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *__is* fun trying.
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a
fish.
What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow
in his footsteps?
I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an
exact science. There are permutations and aberrations discernible to
minds entirely noble like mine; subtle variations which ordinary
accountants fail to discover; hidden laws of number which it requires a
mind like mine to perceive. For instance, if you add a sum from the
bottom up, and then again from the top down, the result is always
different.
-- Mrs. La Touche (19th cent.)
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.
-- Nikita Khrushchev
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Next Friday will not be your lucky day.
As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen
objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer
scientists. Researchers into the phenomenon cite the added
concentration needed to "make sense" of such unnatural three
dimensional objects ...
Saturday, 7 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
