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Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
This fortune intentionally not included.
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door
mayonnaise salesman.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur
coat.
I also believe that academic freedom should protect the right of a
professor or student to advocate Marxism, socialism, communism, or any
other minority viewpoint -- no matter how distasteful to the majority.
-- Richard M. Nixon
What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?
-- Richard M. Nixon
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
Tuesday, 19 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
