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The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
able to correct them.
-- Nicolaides
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in
the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't
included.
-- Steven Wright
Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of
normal routines, for children and adults alike.
-- Willard F. Libby, "You *Can* Survive Atomic Attack"
Coincidence, n.:
You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was
going on.
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but
we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
-- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a student entering
school in the fall after the Kent State shootings
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
Friday, 17 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
