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I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
		-- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"

I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.

If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your
pocket.

Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:
	Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some
useful work done.

Penguin Trivia #46:
	Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
		-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wednesday, 12 August 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org