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No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper.
		-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was
		   taken over by Rupert Murdoch

Innovation is hard to schedule.
		-- Dan Fylstra

First Law of Bicycling:
	No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the
wind.

To be is to do.
		-- I. Kant
To do is to be.
		-- A. Sartre
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
		-- F. Flintstone

He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental
effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable
perversion.
		-- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.

Wasting time is an important part of living.

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
	Murphy was an optimist.

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Saturday, 25 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org