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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
/_/ \____/_/ \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/
Philogeny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogeny.
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably
something his wife can beat him at.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor):
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to,
or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should
have gotten.
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a
surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one
hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other
hand were unwilling to risk offending God's grandmother.
-- Len Cool, "American Pie"
Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it.
-- Alex Schure
Sunday, 9 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
