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  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
/_/    \____/_/   \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/ 
                                        

Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?  Everything he
	  says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
	  will be right.
		-- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"

Ogden's Law:
	The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
up.

New systems generate new problems.

If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far.
		-- Paul White

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
		-- Lily Tomlin

Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.  Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation.  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how
much good it did them.

God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.

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Saturday, 30 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org