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Law of Communications:
	The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of
misunderstanding.

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
		-- S. C. Johnson

Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading:
	The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
number of times you have looked at it.

A Law of Computer Programming:
	Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you
will find the programmers cannot write in English.

I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
		-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.

Bathquake, n.:
	The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

He who Laughs, Lasts.

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Tuesday, 10 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org