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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.

A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than
he could be elected Pope of Rome.  Both high posts are reserved for men
favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter
facts of life in bandages of self-illusion.
		-- H. L. Mencken

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry
attacks democracy itself.
		-- William S. Paley, chairman of CBS

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.  Depression is when you
lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3
recessions.

	How many seconds are there in a year?  If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it.  On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
		-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs

The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see.
		-- Monty Python

Distinctive, adj.:
	A different color or shape than our competitors.

History repeats itself.  That's one thing wrong with history.


Another page of fortunes...

Sunday, 20 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs