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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
	The one who has the gold makes the rules.

A CONS is an object which cares.
		-- Bernie Greenberg

Chemicals, n.:
	Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be
replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!

Unnamed Law:
	If it happens, it must be possible.

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
		-- Isaac Newton

In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side
with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
		-- Gerald Holton

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing
on my shoulders.
		-- Hal Abelson

In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
		-- Brian K. Reid

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in
twenty minutes.  It's about Russia.
		-- Woody Allen

Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
		-- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star


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Tuesday, 17 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs