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Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-
	door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people
he gave it to.
		-- Dorothy Parker

If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1
passes.  Someone in the group has to be the manager.
		-- T. Cheatham

We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to
socialism, because socialism is defunct.  It dies all by itself.  The
bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its ... Did I say
socialism?
		-- Fidel Castro

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

Qvid me anxivs svm?

The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired
warranty.  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by
changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped
marker.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 1 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs