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You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows.

Speak roughly to your little VAX,
	And boot it when it crashes;
It knows that one cannot relax
	Because the paging thrashes!

		Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

I speak severely to my VAX,
	And boot it when it crashes;
In spite of all my favorite hacks
	My jobs it always thrashes!

		Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

Gauls!  We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall
on our heads tomorrow.  But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
		-- Adventures of Asterix

The superfluous is very necessary.
		-- Voltaire

Is your job running?  You'd better go catch it!

Higgledy Piggledy,
Hamlet of Elsinore
Ruffled the critics by
Dropping this bomb:
"Phooey on Freud and his
Psychoanalysis --
Oedipus, Shmoedipus,
I just loved Mom."

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
		-- Mike Adams


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 23 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs