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It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door
neighbor.

First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
	Machines that piss people off get murdered.
		-- Pat Taber

Put no trust in cryptic comments.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
		-- Lily Tomlin

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
		-- Joe Walsh

Spelling is a lossed art.

We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the
hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!

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Thursday, 21 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org