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"For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
INVENTORY
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I'd been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed.
-- Neil Armstrong
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering:
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd
be out of a job.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper
-- Thomas Jefferson
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to
speak it to?
-- Clarence Darrow
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Wednesday, 25 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
