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Do you have lysdexia?

Question:
Man Invented Alcohol,
God Invented Grass.
Who do you trust?

Stult's Report:
	Our problems are mostly behind us.  What we have to do now is
fight the solutions.

Individualists unite!

Portable, adj.:
	Survives system reboot.

If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it,
even if they don't know what it means.
		-- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party"

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

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Wednesday, 9 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org