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The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent
thinkers.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game.  You want us
to pay income taxes, too?
		-- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
		-- Lily Tomlin

A hypothetical paradox:
	What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security
team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of
Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
		-- Tom Galloway

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet
when well oiled.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power.
		-- Abraham Lincoln

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide
a test load.


Another page of fortunes...

Sunday, 30 August 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs