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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
		-- Leonard Brandwein

I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but
don't let appearances fool you.  I'm approaching old age ... at the
speed of light.
		-- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
		-- Alan Perlis

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?

Lockwood's Long Shot:
	The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't
one in a million, but once would be enough.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
		-- Cheers

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
		-- Maslow

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Monday, 28 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org