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You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
		-- Oscar Levant

As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the
light comes on.

During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with lin~po_~{po       ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po	 ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o

Acid -- better living through chemistry.

Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have
orgasms?  The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which
is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
		-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
		   Teen Should Know"

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Wednesday, 4 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org