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Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
Love is sentimental measles.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Connector Conspiracy, n:
[probably came into prominence with the appearance of the
KL-10, none of whose connectors match anything else] The tendency of
manufacturers (or, by extension, programmers or purveyors of anything)
to come up with new products which don't fit together with the old
stuff, thereby making you buy either all new stuff or expensive
interface devices.
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a
cat.
When in panic, fear and doubt,
Drink in barrels, eat, and shout.
Thursday, 1 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
