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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
		-- Charles Edward Montague

Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are
the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic.  A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether --
whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A
fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any
more about the matter than the others.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
		-- Jonathan Swift

HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
	#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.

Condense soup, not books!

Spirtle, n.:
	The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in
your eye.
		-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
	Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
	In kernel as it is in user!

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Tuesday, 8 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org