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"I love to eat them Smurfies
 Smurfies what I love to eat
 Bite they ugly heads off,
 Nibble on they bluish feet."

Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose",
which is also sometimes called "grape sugar", and also because "Grape
Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil
Food and Gravel", which is what it tastes like.
		-- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"

I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back.

Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.

Court, n.:
	A place where they dispense with justice.
		-- Arthur Train

Churchill's Commentary on Man:
	Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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Thursday, 3 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org