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Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
		-- Victor Borge

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
		-- Ken Kesey

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish.  You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
  section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
  into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
  in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
  cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
  case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
  a large cash settlement anyway.
		-- Dave Barry

The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the
law free.
		-- Henry David Thoreau

In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a
moving automobile.

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
		-- Jane Bryant Quinn

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.


Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 11 February 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs