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Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a
reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating
the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for
independence.
-- Charles A. Beard
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.
-- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
Thursday, 26 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org