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Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Plaese porrf raed.
-- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase
I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people
he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
-- Paul Gauguin
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
Thursday, 5 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org