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I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
		-- Florence Henderson

The qotc (quote of the con) was Liz's:
	"My brain is paged out to my liver"

With trembling hands he unfurled the ancient cracked parchment,
this was the place, it had to be. Uncertainly he began to mumble the
chant "rdbms, sql, third normal formal form, java, table, scalable".
Something moved... From outside they heard a scream and a thud.
The sales department had awoken.

When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of
investigation of a topic, it is well to have the answer firmly in hand,
so that you can proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or
swayed, directly to the goal.
		-- Amrom Katz

Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that
virginity could be a virtue.
		-- Voltaire

Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
		-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.

To generalize is to be an idiot.
		-- William Blake


Another page of fortunes...

Tuesday, 7 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs