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This fortune is false.

Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
		-- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Fresco's Discovery:
	If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could
know how seldom they do.
		-- Olin Miller

Self Test for Paranoia:
	You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.

Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:

PI	Punch Invalid
POPI	Punch Operator Immediately
PVLC	Punch Variable Length Card
RASC	Read And Shred Card
RPM	Read Programmers Mind
RSSC	Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)
RTAB	Rewind Tape and Break
RWDSK	Rewind Disk
RWOC	Read Writing On Card
SCRBL	Scribble to disk - faster than a write
SLC	Search for Lost Chord
SPSW	Scramble Program Status Word
SRSD	Seek Record and Scar Disk
STROM	Store in Read Only Memory
TDB	Transfer and Drop Bit
WBT	Water Binary Tree


Another page of fortunes...

Thursday, 27 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs