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Someone will try to honk your nose today.

I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words.

ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper.  The
creator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across.

Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work ... I did not,
when a slave, understand the deep meanings of those rude, and
apparently incoherent songs.  I was myself within the circle, so that I
neither saw nor heard as those without might see and hear.  They told a
tale which was then altogether beyond my feeble comprehension:  they
were tones, loud, long and deep, breathing the prayer and complaint of
souls boiling over with the bitterest anguish.  Every tone was a
testimony against slavery, and a prayer to God for deliverance from
chains.
		-- Frederick Douglass

Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.  It's 2 cents
for postage and 30 cents for storage.
		-- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post

I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.

You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
		-- Steven Feiner


Another page of fortunes...

Friday, 24 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs