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Only God can make random selections.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
		-- Walt Kelly

Bank error in your favor.  Collect $200.

One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they
never have to stop and answer the phone.

Positive, adj.:
	Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Too clever is dumb.
		-- Ogden Nash

Hey!  Who took the cork off my lunch??!
		-- W. C. Fields

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it.
		-- Clarence Darrow

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Monday, 30 March 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org