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VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
	You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
	sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and
	sometimes fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus
	drivers.

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,
respectability and children.  Nothing can lift those seven millstones
from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
millstones are lifted.
		-- George Bernard Shaw

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Absent, adj.:
	Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
slandered.

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never
slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Of all the words of witch's doom
There's none so bad as which and whom.
The man who kills both which and whom
Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom.
		-- Fletcher Knebel

Have you reconsidered a computer career?

The Computer made me do it.

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Friday, 13 November 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org