Home



me
deviantART facebook

    ______           __                 
   / ____/___  _____/ /___  ______  ___ 
  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
/_/    \____/_/   \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/ 
                                        

People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.

An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded
summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your
arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!"  Sir Geoffrey
responded, "That may be, Milord, but at least you're better informed!"

Bumper sticker:

All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British
manufacture.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me.  I said, `Well, what do you need?'
		-- Steven Wright

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
		-- Edgar R. Fiedler

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
		-- Dennis M. Ritchie

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the
`social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
		-- Ernest Rutherford

Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.


Another page of fortunes...

Sunday, 12 October 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs