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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
hands for masturbation.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
-- Ed Howe
I'm changing my name to Chrysler
I'm going down to Washington, D.C.
I'll tell some power broker
What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!
I'm changing my name to Chrysler,
I'm heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
-- Tom Paxton
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope
they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
-- Will Rogers
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- G. B. Shaw
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least
somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones
Keep Cool, but Don't Freeze
- Hellman's Mayonnaise
Wednesday, 17 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
