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If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to
either of you for the rest of the day.
Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one
idiot. Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained. It's
sometimes hard to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all
of the hassle and pain is generally caused by one or two
highly-motivated, caustic twits.
-- Chuq Von Rospach, about Usenet
... After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known
quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you
get a prompt, type like hell.
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities!
Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
Thursday, 5 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
