______ __
/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
/_/ \____/_/ \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/
... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens
tomorrow!
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
-- Andrew Jackson
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
-- Oscar Wilde
Real programmers disdain structured programming. Structured
programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet-
trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise
clear desks.
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright --
And this was very odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
Goldenstern's Rules:
(1) Always hire a rich attorney.
(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.
Friday, 14 November 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
