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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

First things first -- but not necessarily in that order
		-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Everyone is a genius.  It's just that some people are too stupid to
realize it.

Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check
three friends.  If they're OK, you're it.

Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you
get a prompt, type like hell.

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Tuesday, 5 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org