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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the
entrance?

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless
there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red
flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands.
		-- Saint Patrick

Lactomangulation, n.:
	Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and
everything else follows in the same way.
		-- Alan J. Perlis

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Sunday, 18 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org