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Barach's Rule:
	An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
		-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
		-- M. M. Johnston

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.

All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us sane.

10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.

Brain, n.:
	The apparatus with which we think that we think.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
		-- Collis P. Huntingdon

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Wednesday, 1 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org