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It's Fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour!
-- Macy's
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to
live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came
in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much.
Because we know that we could beat up their city anytime.
-- David Letterman
Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in
1929. Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an
operating table to prevent his interference, he placed a urethral
catheter into a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of
his heart], and walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took
the confirmatory x-ray film. In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the
Nobel Prize.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg
The chief danger in life is that you may take too may precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a
hole in his head.
Thursday, 1 January 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
