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Reality is for those who can't face Science Fiction.
Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the
Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866. The
white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican skies before
it dawned on the assembled multitudes in St. Peter's Square that his
name had hilarious possibilities. The crowds fell about, helpless with
laughter, singing
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the chimney smokes
Pope Goestheveezl
The square was finally cleared by armed carabinieri with tears of
laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for
hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron
Hans Neizant B"ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K"oln in 1653.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Once, adv.:
Enough.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
Honorable, adj.:
Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative
bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the
honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
Ask Not for whom the Bell Tolls, and You will Pay only the
Station-to-Station rate.
Sunday, 13 September 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
