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Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A. E. Housman
Majority, n.:
That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Greener's Law:
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business
on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment
he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual
becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!
Monday, 26 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org