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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
		-- Alan Watts

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
		-- George Burns

			*** NEWSFLASH ***
Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!!  Details at eleven!

You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll
be dead.

If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them
end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
		-- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"

What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.

I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!

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Wednesday, 20 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org