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Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.

Distinctive, adj.:
	A different color or shape than our competitors.

I went into a general store, and they wouldn't sell me anything specific.
		-- Steven Wright

A Law of Computer Programming:
	Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you
will find the programmers cannot write in English.

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS   I'm very probably wrong.

panic: can't find /

%DCL-E-MEM-BAD, bad memory
-VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears

You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

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Saturday, 4 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org