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Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be
there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your
pocket.
Majority, n.:
That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Collaboration, n.:
A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your
editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain
GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20)
Good news and bad news highlighted. Enjoy the good news while
you can; the bad news will make you forget it. You will enjoy praise
and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker. A short
trip is in the stars, possibly to the men's room.
Tuesday, 20 January 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
