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Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
	(1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a
	    sawhorse.
	(2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
	(3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again
	    perfectly balanced.
	(4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
		-- Robert Burns

You're never too old to become younger.
		-- Mae West

Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
		-- Walt Kelly

Save energy: be apathetic.

When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical.
		-- Jon Carroll

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically", they really mean, "not really".
		-- Dave Parnas

            1) Don't expect fairings.
            2) If confused read #1.

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Saturday, 25 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org