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After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?

Expert, n.:
	Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.

But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
		-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing
		   Compilers"

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
		-- Don Marquis

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
		-- William James

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.  That's logic!"
		-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

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Sunday, 13 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org