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Barach's Rule:
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
-- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two
points.
-- M. M. Johnston
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
Brain, n.:
The apparatus with which we think that we think.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon
Wednesday, 1 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org