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Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
		-- A. E. Housman

Majority, n.:
	That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Greener's Law:
	Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.

Q:  How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those
    Californians trying to share the experience.

Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again.
		-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

BE ALERT!!!!  (The world needs more lerts ...)

I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business
on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment
he has succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual
becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.
		-- George Bernard Shaw

Prof:    So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
	 encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!


Another page of fortunes...

Monday, 26 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs