______ __
/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
/_/ \____/_/ \__/\__,_/_/ /_/\___/
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents,
for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
-- Aristotle
The last time somebody said, "I find I can write much better with a
word processor," I replied, "They used to say the same thing about
drugs."
-- Roy Blount, Jr.
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
Never use your thumb for a rule. You'll either hit it with a
hammer or get a splinter in it.
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
... After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known
quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
Tuesday, 10 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org