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Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and
placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or
rolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results
from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball
and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the
ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical phenomena.
-- Donald A. Metz
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as
we can tell. If intelligent people invested intense energy in issues
that now seem foolish to us, then the failure lies in our understanding
of their world, not in their distorted perceptions. Even the standard
example of ancient nonsense -- the debate about angels on pinheads --
makes sense once you realize that theologians were not discussing
whether five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a
finite or an infinite number.
-- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow Minds"
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
and he'll have access for life.
-- the grugq
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Saturday, 29 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
