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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you
can with just a kind word.
		-- Bumper Sticker

Westheimer's Discovery:
	A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.

Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
	The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.

Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.

... If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with
the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls
asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ...
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
We wish you a Hare Krishna
And a Sun Myung Moon!
		-- Maxwell Smart

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe
everything.  Just in case.

Question:
Man Invented Alcohol,
God Invented Grass.
Who do you trust?

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Friday, 11 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org