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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual
certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I
became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can
meet girls.
-- Matt Cartmill
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.
Pedaeration, n.:
The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!
Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
-- Walt Kelly
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
-- Patrick Sky
Thursday, 12 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
