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For perfect happiness, remember two things:
	(1) Be content with what you've got.
	(2) Be sure you've got plenty.

Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week:
	"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he
knows what it is.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to
everybody and still nobody likes him.
		-- Jim Samuels

I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would
presumably flunk it.
		-- Stanley Garn

Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
		-- A. E. Housman

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Saturday, 29 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org