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I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.

Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
		-- Walt Kelly

What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern
computer?  It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest
and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak.

Finagle's Second Law:
	No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
happened according to his own pet theory.

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
		-- Walt Kelly, "Putluck Pogo"

War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
		-- Charles Edward Montague

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
that is not being talked about.
		-- Oscar Wilde

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.

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Sunday, 1 November 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org