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Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Economics, n.:
Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K.
Galbraith ...
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
-- Walt Disney
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
price.
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from
the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging
you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right
in his bowl full of jelly.
-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
Friday, 20 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
