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Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Higgledy Piggledy,
Hamlet of Elsinore
Ruffled the critics by
Dropping this bomb:
"Phooey on Freud and his
Psychoanalysis --
Oedipus, Shmoedipus,
I just loved Mom."
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem
to the earlier joke.
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
-- J. D. Salinger
There are three ways to get something done:
(1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you.
(3) Forbid your kids to do it.
Thursday, 23 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org