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/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
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ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
The Roman Rule
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
I disapprove of the F-word, not because it's dirty, but because
we use it as a substitute for thoughtful insults, and it frequently
leads to violence. What we ought to do, when we anger each other, say,
in traffic, is exchange phone numbers, so that later on, when we've had
time to think of witty and learned insults or look them up in the
library, we could call each other up:
You: Hello? Bob?
Bob: Yes?
You: This is Ed. Remember? The person whose parking space you
took last Thursday? Outside of Sears?
Bob: Oh yes! Sure! How are you, Ed?
You: Fine, thanks. Listen, Bob, the reason I'm calling is:
"Madam, you may be drunk, but I am ugly, and ..." No, wait.
I mean: "you may be ugly, but I am Winston Churchill
and ..." No, wait. (Sound of reference book thudding onto
the floor.) S-word. Excuse me. Look, Bob, I'm going to
have to get back to you.
Bob: Fine.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
Basic is a high level languish.
APL is a high level anguish.
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bull headed. You are a Communist.
Thursday, 7 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
