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Turnaucka's Law:
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
electrical cord.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Harvard Law:
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,
temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will
do as it damn well pleases.
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Allen
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen
Friday, 22 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
