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Chicken Soup, n.:
	An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin,
cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken soup can't cure
is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

Life is like an analogy.

Never eat more than you can lift.
		-- Miss Piggy

Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic
without looking to see whether the seeds move.

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.

H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L.
Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
		-- Maxwell Bodenheim

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
		-- Maslow

Democracy is also a form of worship.  It is the worship of Jackals by
Jackasses.
		-- H. L. Mencken

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Monday, 12 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org