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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires
tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
		-- Nero Wolfe

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth
Corner, Vermont.
		-- Clarence Darrow

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
responsibility at the other.

I suggest you locate your hot tub outside your house, so it won't do
too much damage if it catches fire or explodes.  First you decide which
direction your hot tub should face for maximum solar energy.  After
much trial and error, I have found that the best direction for a hot
tub to face is up.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their
money.
		-- Ed Bluestone, "The National Lampoon"

You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

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Monday, 27 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org