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I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the
nominating.
-- Boss Tweed
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
-- Plato
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining;
Cobol's wordy and confining;
KOBOLDS topple when you strike them;
Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them.
-- The Roguelet's ABC
Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is
not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space
travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
-- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
Thursday, 13 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org