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One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.
Stupid, adj.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and
fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it
looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own. One
approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin
is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then
of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides
gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode. So this
procedure is pretty much limited to top Hollywood stars for whom
youthful beauty is a career necessity, such as Elizabeth Taylor and
Orson Welles.
-- Dave Barry, "Saving Face"
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
But I don't like Spam!!!!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority
of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People
laugh at you a great deal.
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his
thumb with a hammer.
-- Marshall Lumsden
Sunday, 19 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
