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Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon,
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
-- Walt Kelly
Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called
"Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do
anything loses.
Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and
fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it
looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own. One
approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin
is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then
of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides
gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode. So this
procedure is pretty much limited to top Hollywood stars for whom
youthful beauty is a career necessity, such as Elizabeth Taylor and
Orson Welles.
-- Dave Barry, "Saving Face"
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
-- Mae West
Friday, 16 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
