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Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of
the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life,
you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where
to go.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
-- Woody Allen
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked
something.
Aphorism, n.:
A concise, clever statement.
Afterism, n.:
A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- James Alexander Thom
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
Tuesday, 17 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org