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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums.
		-- Steven Wright

XIIdigitation, n.:
	The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Hacker's Law:
	The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a
nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
		-- Carl Sandburg

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Eleanor Rigby
	Sits at the keyboard
	And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
	Finding some code
	That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Hacker MacKensie
Writing the code for a program that no one will run
It's nearly done
Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's nobody there.
What does he care?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Ah, look at all the lonely users.
Ah, look at all the lonely users.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
		-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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Sunday, 26 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org