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Gurmlish, n.:
	The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his
mouth.
		-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

You can't make a program without broken egos.

It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad
crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed
until the other has gone.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that a big
enough majority in any town?
		-- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
		-- Oscar Wilde

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your
door.

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Wednesday, 6 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org