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Got Mole problems?
Call Avogadro 6.02 x 10^23
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips
And pull your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
-- Rocky Horror Picture Show
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
Think honk if you're a telepath.
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts
to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
-- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"
Loose bits sink chips.
Sunday, 23 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org