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She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box
of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor):
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to,
or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should
have gotten.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Penguin Trivia #46:
Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
responsibility at the other.
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely,
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
Here's the rub, my darling dear
I feel the same when you are near.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When You're Away"
Sunday, 17 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
