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  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
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Spouse, n.:
	Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
nothing.
		-- Alan Perlis

You will be Told about it Tomorrow.  Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

Stay away from flying saucers today.

Actor:	"I'm a smash hit.  Why, yesterday during the last act, I had
	everyone glued in their seats!"
Oliver Herford:	"Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of
	it!"

Virtue is its own punishment.

One planet is all you get.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Wednesday, 14 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org