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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
		-- Peggy Joyce

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.  I
hope I don't get run over again.

Fertility is hereditary.  If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.

The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
		-- Mario Cuomo

Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be
worse in Cleveland.
		-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
		-- Earl Wilson


Another page of fortunes...

Saturday, 17 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs