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Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really
overwhelming majority of the crowd present. Abusive and obscene
language may not be used by contestants when addressing members of the
judging panel, or, conversely, by members of the judging panel when
addressing contestants (unless struck by a boomerang).
-- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing Assoc.
Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention
Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will
reject the proposal.
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
Famous last words:
Pascal, n.:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it.
First Law of Bicycling:
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the
wind.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen
The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts.
-- Sheridan
Wednesday, 29 July 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
