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 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
		-- R. Geis

Real computer scientists don't comment their code.  The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get
much sleep.
		-- Woody Allen

Feel disillusioned?  I've got some great new illusions ...

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture.

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper
is from the wrong kind of tree.
		-- Professor W., EECS, George Washington University

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Tuesday, 22 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org