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Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.
(Those who have already paid may disregard this fortune).
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
of).
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for
freedom and liberty.
-- Henrik Ibsen
The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil
using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle
Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats,
etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous
bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None
of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats
developed cancer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if
you run out of food.
-- Dean McLaughlin
Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Thursday, 29 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
