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Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm.  Gag me with a smurfette.
		-- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354

Osborn's Law:
	Variables won't; constants aren't.

Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and
greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
systems could be virtual at *___all* levels.  They would like personal
computers (you know no one's going to trip over something and kill your
DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
Correctness Verification Aid packages.

This is your fortune.

X-rated movies are all alike -- the only thing they leave to the
imagination is the plot.

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
		-- R. Clopton

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

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Friday, 23 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org