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Never drink Coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations. People tend to
change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually
fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators
have windows.
Qvid me anxivs svm?
101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(4) Cleats
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the
entrance?
I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps
the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ...
-- Peter Oakley
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
able to correct them.
-- Nicolaides
Wednesday, 11 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
