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An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.

Famous, adj.:
	Conspicuously miserable.
		-- Ambrose Bierce

There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.

I get up each morning, gather my wits.
	Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead.
	So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.

People think love is an emotion.  Love is good sense.
		-- Ken Kesey

I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it
(your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
		-- English Professor, Providence College

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Thursday, 5 November 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org