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Familiarity breeds attempt.

Incumbent, n.:
	Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab.
I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate.
All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week.
Time to die...
		-- Peter Gutmann

Williams and Holland's Law:
	If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by
statistical methods.

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?

Never drink Coke in a moving elevator.  The elevator's motion coupled
with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations.  People tend to
change into lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually
fly in the window.  Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators
have windows.

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur
coat.

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Saturday, 5 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org