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Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell"
for an answer.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
		-- Charlie Brown

Egotist, n.:
	A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's
supposed to do.
		-- R. A. Heinlein

"It's Like This"

Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.

VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES?

Why be a man when you can be a success?
		-- Bertolt Brecht

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Sunday, 5 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org