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... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.

If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens
tomorrow!

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
		-- Andrew Jackson

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
		-- Oscar Wilde

Real programmers disdain structured programming.  Structured
programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet-
trained.  They wear neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise
clear desks.

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright --
And this was very odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
		-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Goldenstern's Rules:
	(1) Always hire a rich attorney.
	(2) Never buy from a rich salesman.


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Friday, 14 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs