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I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You
sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an
eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I
have never met you, but if I do you'll need a new nose and plenty of
beefsteak and perhaps a supporter below. Westbrook Pegler, a
guttersnipe, is a gentleman compared to you. You can take that as more
of an insult than as a reflection on your ancestry.
-- President Harry S. Truman
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
-- Swami X
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.
-- Albert Einstein
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the
bathtub, it tolls for thee.
During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen
were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall. Suddenly a
red-faced country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted,
"Hey, you almost hit my wife."
"Did I?" cried the hunter, aghast. "Terribly sorry. Have a
shot at mine, over there."
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not
nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdon
Monday, 4 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
