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Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly
as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und
vatch das blinkenlights!!!
... And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man
-- A. E. Housman
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
triangle.
I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder
have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's
reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go
buy some more.
-- timw@zeb.USWest.COM
To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide
a test load.
Stupid, adj.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
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Monday, 24 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
