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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3:
Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to
go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with
him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for
lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
-- Steven Wright
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Mophobia, n.:
Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
-- Andy Warhol
Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
Sunday, 11 January 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
