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Bugs, pl. n.:
	Small living things that small living boys throw on small
living girls.

Please ignore previous fortune.

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
		-- Albert Einstein

The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us
is right.

"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."

(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
		-- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)

Q:  How many IBM CPUs does it take to do a logical right shift?
A:  33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
		-- Don Quinn


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Monday, 19 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs