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People think love is an emotion.  Love is good sense.
		-- Ken Kesey

Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
	You are optimistic and enthusiastic.  You have a reckless
	tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent.  The majority
	of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both.  People
	laugh at you a great deal.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
		-- Gilbert & Sullivan, "Pirates of Penzance"

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
		-- G. K. Chesterton

If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet
when well oiled.

In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of
stairs.


Another page of fortunes...

Wednesday, 1 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs