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The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the
House Un-American Activities Committee]. We will determine what rights
you have and what rights you have not got.
-- J. Parnell Thomas
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- G. B. Shaw
Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
There are people so addicted to exaggeration
that they can't tell the truth without lying.
-- Josh Billings
I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'
Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been
watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks.
I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood.
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
Thursday, 15 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
