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Nobody said computers were going to be polite.

ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-
	door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
flag.

The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.  I
hope I don't get run over again.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Dentist, n.:
	A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
		-- Charles McCabe

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup.

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Wednesday, 1 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org