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Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
	Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

British Israelites:
	The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of
Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by
Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further
believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the
Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in
the hand of the Arabs.  They also believe that if you sleep with your
head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they
grows up, they will never be able to edge their car onto a freeway.

Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
	The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if
one went to Harvard).
		-- Edgar R. Fiedler

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

Oregon, n.:
	Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday
night.

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Thursday, 9 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org