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Dave Mack: "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par."
Allen Gwinn: "Yours is."
It will be advantageous to cross the great stream ... the Dragon is on
the wing in the Sky ... the Great Man rouses himself to his Work.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
a tune.
-- Woody Allen
Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your
seat to another passenger. This may seem callous, but it is the best
way, really. If one passenger were to give a seat to someone who
fainted in the aisle, say, the others on the bus would become
disoriented and imagine they were in Topeka, Kansas.
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable
computers?
The fortune program is supported, in part, by user contributions and by
a major grant from the National Endowment for the Inanities.
Tuesday, 10 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
