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The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.

	Deck Us All With Boston Charlie

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
		-- Walt Kelly

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but
is always polite to traffic cops.

I've seen better heads on half a pint of beer.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter.
		-- Blaise Pascal

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.  He'll kiss it and
make it better.

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Monday, 6 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org