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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny--
Did you ever try buying them without money?
-- Ogden Nash
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying
to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-- Rich Cook
Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
When all other means of communication fail, try words.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
-- Ronald Mabbitt
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52:
Q: What is your name?
A: Ernestine McDowell.
Q: And what is your marital status?
A: Fair.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before.
"Wrong," said Renner.
"The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with
the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.'"
Thursday, 15 May 2025 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
