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It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad
crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed
until the other has gone.
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
-- Sigmund Freud
Do you have lysdexia?
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out". Once punched
out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas,
and such.
-- N. Meyrowitz
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar.
What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good
grammar. For example, I could say: "Bad grammar is the leading cause
of slow, painful death in North America," or "Without good grammar, the
United States would have lost World War II."
-- Dave Barry, "An Utterly Absurd Look at Grammar"
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind
the tree."
-- Russell Long
Saturday, 3 October 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
