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Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say.

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as
we could with both of them.
		-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf
has.  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know
when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
		-- Will Rogers

USER, n.:
	The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
		-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

The Fifth Rule:
	You have taken yourself too seriously.

God is not dead!  He's alive and autographing bibles at Cody's

If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
		-- Ann Edwards-Duff

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Wednesday, 19 August 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org