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Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.
His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had
money, he went to Southern California.
Be security conscious -- National Defense is at stake.
Menu, n.:
A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #32:
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A: I will be three months November 8th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you and your husband doing at that time?
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science
requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
-- Robert Heinlein
As I was going up Punch Card Hill,
Feeling worse and worser,
There I met a C.R.T.
And it drop't me a cursor.
C.R.T., C.R.T.,
Phosphors light on you!
If I had fifty hours a day
I'd spend them all at you.
-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
Friday, 6 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
