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When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only
say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
You buttered your bread, now lie in it!
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
It's on the other side.
Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.
You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,
contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from
houses. Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many
scientists actually use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the
summer. If you visit a scientist's house on a sultry August day,
you'll find a cheerful fire roaring on the hearth and the scientist
sitting nearby, remarking on how cool he is and drinking heavily.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell"
for an answer.
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
Redwood Forest.
Monday, 8 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
