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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
Must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
-- Arlo Guthrie
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our
programming languages.
Rules for Academic Deans:
(1) HIDE!!!!
(2) If they find you, LIE!!!!
-- Father Damian C. Fandal
It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
-- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
-- Albert Einstein
Tuesday, 19 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org