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Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
Go climb a gravity well!
Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what,
exactly, make people laugh. That's why they were called "wise men."
All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with
spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying: "How about:
Would you please take my wife? No. How about: Here is my wife, please
take her right now. No How about: Would you like to take something?
My wife is available. No. How about ..."
-- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"
It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
-- Alexander Korda
"It's easier said than done."
... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than
said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than
said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than
done".
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Some primal termite knocked on wood.
And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
-- Ogden Nash
Monday, 5 January 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
