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Hall's Laws of Politics:
	(1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
	(2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want something
	    fixed.
	(3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend
	    military spending, and conservatives social spending in
	    their own districts).

Furbling, v.:
	Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
even when you are the only person in line.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the
`social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
		-- Ernest Rutherford

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts
avoiding you.
		-- The Old Farmer's Almanac

Bumper sticker:

All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British
manufacture.

Cerebus:	I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka:		Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... something
Cerebus:	If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy
		out of it?
Jaka:		Ugh!
Cerebus:	You don't like apricot brandy?
		-- Cerebus #6, "The Secret"

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Thursday, 11 June 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org