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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,
	He must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair,
	Must be a pacifist.

	What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
		-- Arlo Guthrie

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our
programming languages.

Rules for Academic Deans:
	(1)  HIDE!!!!
	(2)  If they find you, LIE!!!!
		-- Father Damian C. Fandal

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.

Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
		-- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
		-- Albert Einstein

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Tuesday, 19 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org