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/ ____/___ _____/ /___ ______ ___
/ /_ / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
/ __/ / /_/ / / / /_/ /_/ / / / / __/
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Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
Silently scheming,
Sightlessly seeking
Some savage, spectacular suicide.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than
we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw
For perfect happiness, remember two things:
(1) Be content with what you've got.
(2) Be sure you've got plenty.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
-- Peggy Joyce
I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more
numbers!!
Go climb a gravity well!
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical.
-- Jon Carroll
Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Monday, 13 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
