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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching
train.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is
not worth knowing.
-- Alan Perlis
If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
Abstainer, n.:
A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
pleasure.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
On-line, adj.:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a
computer.
The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the
`social sciences' is: some do, some don't.
-- Ernest Rutherford
Fog Lamps, n.:
Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the
fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
driver's brain is in a fog.
See also "Idiot Lights".
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Friday, 29 March 2024 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org