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President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
	There are no answers, only cross references.

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Q:  Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:  To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
that is not being talked about.
		-- Oscar Wilde

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block
of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an
elephant.

Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Bumper sticker:

All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British
manufacture.


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Sunday, 25 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs