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What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!

panic: can't find /

Parsley
	 is gharsley.
		-- Ogden Nash

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices
that the system works.

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly			-- bullhead
-- booby			-- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker			-- Clarence
		-- Gary Larson

If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?

	"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty
teenager asked her mother.
	"Encouragement, dear," she replied.

I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending
their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to
buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.
		-- Emile Henry Gauvreay

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Tuesday, 5 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org