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The chief danger in life is that you may take too may precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
-- Plato
1) Don't expect fairings.
2) If confused read #1.
People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they
did yesterday.
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on
his exam. Newell has now tossed five shutouts this quarter. Newell's
earned exam average has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%
I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart --
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
-- Dorothy Parker
Saturday, 16 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
