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San Francisco, n.:
	Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.

The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its
capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.
	Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,
	In kernel as it is in user!

 ... I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a
pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
		-- Winston Churchill

Nirvana?  That's the place where the powers that be and their friends
hang out.
		-- Zonker Harris

Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well the horned head:
We poor lads, 'tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.
Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme
Your friends to death before their time.
Moping, melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.
		-- A. E. Housman

It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
		-- Churchy La Femme

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
		-- Groucho Marx


Another page of fortunes...

Tuesday, 16 December 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs