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In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless
there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red
flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles,
for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
		-- Dave Barry

One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
		-- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)

Bureaucrat, n.:
	A politician who has tenure.

There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and
engineers.  While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far
the more certain.
		-- Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your
shoes.
		-- Mickey Mouse

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Saturday, 10 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org