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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry
a tune.
		-- Woody Allen

Finagle's Third Law:
	In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
	beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Corollaries:
	(1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
	(2) The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
	    don't want to hear, will see it immediately.

The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are
correct.
		-- Ralph Hartley

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture.

Don't say yes until I finish talking.
		-- Darryl F. Zanuck

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

Unnamed Law:
	If it happens, it must be possible.

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Friday, 30 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org