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If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
Reality is a cop-out for people who can't handle drugs.
Technological progress has merely provided us
with more efficient means for going backwards.
-- Aldous Huxley
The Consultant's Curse:
When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him
what he asks for, instead of what he needs. This is very strong
medicine, and is normally only required once.
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say
"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
-- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to
the U.S.
There is no TRUTH. There is no REALITY. There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS I'm very probably wrong.
Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh
away.
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look
like you ...
-- Gilda Radner
Saturday, 13 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
