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Majority, n.:
	That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

Q:  Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:  To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

The Crown is full of it!
		-- Nate Harris, 1775

"It's Like This"

Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
		-- Alan Perlis

If anything can go wrong, it will.

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
		-- S. C. Johnson

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Tuesday, 5 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org