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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.  I got a full
house and four people died.
		-- Steven Wright

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.  Depression is when you
lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3
recessions.

Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night,
God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light.

It did not last; the devil howling "Ho!
Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
	The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
	Redwood Forest.

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
		-- Alan Perlis

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the
center of the universe.  The premise is wrong, but the navigation
works.  An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
		-- Kelvin Throop III

All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are
Socrates.
		-- Woody Allen


Another page of fortunes...

Thursday, 13 November 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs