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Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Higgledy Piggledy,
Hamlet of Elsinore
Ruffled the critics by
Dropping this bomb:
"Phooey on Freud and his
Psychoanalysis --
Oedipus, Shmoedipus,
I just loved Mom."

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you;
but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!

Q:  How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:  One.  He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem
    to the earlier joke.

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
		-- J. D. Salinger

There are three ways to get something done:
	(1) Do it yourself.
	(2) Hire someone to do it for you.
	(3) Forbid your kids to do it.

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Thursday, 23 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org