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Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You
are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are
not very nice.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they
never have to stop and answer the phone.
Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in
plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has
it that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was
arrested for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept
throwing up on them.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I
believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain
Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay
Saturday, 7 March 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
