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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)

Dear Sir,

I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
to the office.  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in
public places.  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result
in the farmers being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn
will cause massive unemployment in the already severely depressed
agricultural industry.

Yours faithfully,
	Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J. P.
	Sevenoaks

Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.
		-- An ancient open source proverb

I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is
not hereditary.
		-- Thomas Paine

Acquaintance, n.:
	A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well
enough to lend to.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.

This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...

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Monday, 21 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org