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If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to
invent it.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
-- Graffito in Los Angeles
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash
Encyclopedia Salesmen:
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police
and tell them your house is being burgled.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
-- S. Morgenstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old
ones.
Saturday, 19 September 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
