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No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will
seriously cramp his style.
Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back, you've got something.
It's Fabulous! We haven't seen anything like it in the last half an hour!
-- Macy's
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit
them on the head.
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio,
Is like being nowhere at all,
All through the day how the hours rush by,
You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
-- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio"
Hippogriff, n.:
An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle.
The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which
is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full
of surprises.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Tuesday, 25 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
