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Meader's Law:
	Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to
everyone you know, only more so.

Cynic, n.:
	A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not
as they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking
out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange
protein -- it rejects it.
		-- P. Medawar

However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional
manner ... sulking and nausea.
		-- Tom K. Ryan

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn't park anywhere
near the place.
		-- Steven Wright

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
		-- Frank Zappa

The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
		-- Benjamin Franklin

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Monday, 10 August 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org