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It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself
that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that
one can learn."
-- Edward Kasner and James R. Newman
Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have
handled this?"
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
Real Time, adj.:
Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there
and then.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable
doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdict
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will
be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over
the table.
-- The Anarchist Cookbook
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Friday, 1 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
