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  / /_  / __ \/ ___/ __/ / / / __ \/ _ \
 / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_/ /_/ / / / /  __/
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Save energy: be apathetic.

It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.

Law of Selective Gravity:
	An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:
	The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
	You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the
bread to butter.

Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
and he'll have access for life.
		-- the grugq

Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.

To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
		-- Robert Heller

Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
		-- M. C. Reed

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Saturday, 23 May 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org