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Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-
door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the
flag.
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I
hope I don't get run over again.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
-- Charles McCabe
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup.
Wednesday, 1 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org