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"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE --
FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?
-- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
There are no games on this system.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends
Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for
cocaine: "You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils
as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding
hundred dollar bills."
-- Herb Caen
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!
Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
-- Walt Kelly
Friday, 22 May 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org