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After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?
Expert, n.:
Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
-- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing
Compilers"
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
-- Don Marquis
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Sunday, 13 September 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org