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Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
		-- Ian Shoales

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.  This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work.
		-- Robert Orben

Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.

A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something
undreamed of by its author.
		-- S. C. Johnson

Proposed Additions to the PDP-11 Instruction Set:

DC	Divide and Conquer
DMPK	Destroy Memory Protect Key
DO	Divide and Overflow
EMPC	Emulate Pocket Calculator
EPI	Execute Programmer Immediately
EROS	Erase Read Only Storage
EXCE	Execute Customer Engineer
HCF	Halt and Catch Fire
IBP	Insert Bug and Proceed
INSQSW	Insert into queue somewhere (for FINO queues [First in never out])
PBC	Print and Break Chain
PDSK	Punch Disk

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the
plantation and go home.
		-- Eugene P. Gallagher

All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent
upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a
visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is
informing, stimulating and ennobling.
		-- H. L. Mencken


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Friday, 24 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org Made with Emacs