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Veni, Vidi, Visa.
Termiter's argument that God is His own grandmother generated a
surprising amount of controversy among Church leaders, who on the one
hand considered the argument unsupported by scripture but on the other
hand were unwilling to risk offending God's grandmother.
-- Len Cool, "American Pie"
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
Don't do it yet.
-- Michael Jackson
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high
taxes.
-- Will Rogers
... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ...
-- Dave Barry
Cat, n.:
Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
"I quite agree with you," said the Duchess; "and the moral of
that is -- `Be what you would seem to be' -- or, if you'd like it put
more simply -- `Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it
might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not
otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be
otherwise.'"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"
Thursday, 20 August 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
