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Whether you can hear it or not
The Universe is laughing behind your back
		-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"

[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.
		-- Edwin Meese III

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to
invent it.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.
		-- Andrew W. Mathis

I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check
three friends.  If they're OK, you're it.

"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
		-- Rocky and Bullwinkle

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Monday, 5 October 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org