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Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
		-- Aesop

The chief cause of problems is solutions.
		-- Eric Sevareid

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

		AMAZING BUT TRUE ...

If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end
across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

Last week a cop stopped me in my car.  He asked me if I had a police
record.  I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album.  Cops have no sense
of humor.

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
		-- George Burns

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are
totally worthless.

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Saturday, 17 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org