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UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
Benjamin Franklin said it first.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
at the steam fitters' picnic.
Pascal is not a high-level language.
-- Steven Feiner
Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
Wednesday, 22 April 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org