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In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of
nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
		-- Stuart Keate

Boy, n.:
	A noise with dirt on it.

Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational.
		-- Charles Schulz

Pig, n.:
	An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race
by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Command, n.:
	Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in
such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.

Banectomy, n.:
	The removal of bruises on a banana.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
		-- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"

One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they
never have to stop and answer the phone.

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Wednesday, 9 July 2025   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org