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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.

Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy
it today you can do it again tomorrow.

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely
than others.
		-- Alan Truscott

Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're
alive.
		-- John Sloan

No matter what other nations may say about the United States,
immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid
back.

A system admin's life is a sorry one.  The only advantage he has over
Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare.  On the
other hand, ER doctors never have to deal with patients installing
new versions of their own innards!
		-- Michael O'Brien

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Saturday, 4 July 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org