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Barth's Distinction:
	There are two types of people: those who divide people into two
types, and those who don't.

Captain Penny's Law:
	You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of
the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four
hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where
it votes guilty.
		-- Joseph C. Goulden

Cynic, n.:
	One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.

It is the business of little minds to shrink.
		-- Carl Sandburg

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Thursday, 29 January 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org