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No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife in the shoulder blades will
seriously cramp his style.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government,
intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from
the cares of office.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
and praiseworthy ...
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished.
		-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
		-- Dave Barry

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
		-- Vic Gold

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Monday, 20 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org