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Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than
expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to
complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their
planning to reduce the time it takes.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
triangle.
"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty
teenager asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority
of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People
laugh at you a great deal.
Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?
-- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast
with an option to buy.
Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp
Monday, 16 February 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
