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This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of
nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
		-- Stuart Keate

Die, v.:
	To stop sinning suddenly.
		-- Elbert Hubbard

Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of
a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
		-- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82

Jesus Saves,
Moses Invests,
But only Buddha pays Dividends.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President.  Now
I'm beginning to believe it.
		-- Clarence Darrow

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.
Avoid him.  He's a Commie.

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Saturday, 18 April 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org