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Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
-- Tom Lehrer
It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good
attitude. If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to
playing the game right. If it plays the game right, it will win --
unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager
can make goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
-- Sparky Anderson
Everything journalists write is true, except when they write about
something you know.
-- Dag-Erling Smorgrav,
June 1999, FreeBSD-Stable Mailing List
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied
harder.
-- Pope John Paul I
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail,
And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail;
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
If you think that it's nice that you get what you C,
Then go : illogical statement with your whole family,
'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views.
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze,
But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze.
Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse,
I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues.
-- Core Dumped Blues
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when
the little hand is on the ....
Saturday, 14 November 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org
