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You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right
hands.
-- Saint Patrick
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the
rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.
Too clever is dumb.
-- Ogden Nash
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
Antonym, n.:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Monday, 15 June 2026 Michael J. Chappell Contact me at:
mcsuper5@freeshell.org