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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
		-- Redd Foxx

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
		-- Earl Wilson

Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the
center of the universe.  The premise is wrong, but the navigation
works.  An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
		-- Kelvin Throop III

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable,
and praiseworthy ...
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
		-- Dykstra

Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
		-- My Shoe

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
	Murphy was an optimist.

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Friday, 18 September 2026   Michael J. Chappell   Contact me at: mcsuper5@freeshell.org